I think we can all agree the God is amazing.  I mean holy cow!  Just my favorite things show his remarkable creativity!  Penguins!  Trees (AND shade)!  Infield grass!  Clouds!  And of course gay people!

But as amazing as God is I think it is the fact he can find ANYONE to work for him at all that is the shocker.  The interviewees  questions are obvious….                                                                                                    “I have to wander how many years in the desert????  And I NEVER see the holy land?”                                  “Wait…..I go INSIDE the whale?”                                                                                                                                      “Ok the lion goes in the arena.  Then I go in the arena.  Then what happens!!??”                                      “Ok I beat the English take back all the French land and still get called a whore and end up tied to a what???   Then they light what???”

Mad respect for God.  But I can’t work for him.