I see myself as an extremely honest person.  I tell the cashier when they overpay me.  I have never failed to pay my taxes. I have even been know to give calls to other tennis players that they didn’t truly deserve but they made such a great shot I didn’t feel right denying them the point.

But I can’t play Battleship without cheating.  I have no explanation.  My ships were never in the same place from one turn to another.  I haven’t played for 50 years but it STILL seems like a flaw in my character.